you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
