D3 body, D1 cock
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.â€
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