I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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