Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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