Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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