dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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