I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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