I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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