His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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