i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I could fuck to npr.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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