Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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