May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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