And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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