no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Your shirt... Was in my pants
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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