Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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