Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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