I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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