Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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