i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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