There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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