He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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