there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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