Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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