Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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