It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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