Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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