I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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