i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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