This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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