Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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