Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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