I puked a lego.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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