So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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