I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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