Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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