Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
honey bunches of taint.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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