didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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