dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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