i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Randomize
