So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
