But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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