In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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