**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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