i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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