Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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