There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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