the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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