Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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