I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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