it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Randomize
