fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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