I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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