At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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