Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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