the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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