I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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