can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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